The student news site of Francis W. Parker School

The Parker Weekly

The student news site of Francis W. Parker School

The Parker Weekly

The student news site of Francis W. Parker School

The Parker Weekly

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Three editors pose with their magic wands

Francis W. Parker’s Worst Nightmare

"Parker Weekly" Finally Allowed to Publish What it Wants
Avani Cholera, Editor-in-Chief
March 31, 2020

The Joys Of Life, Issue 8

Mirrors: My Column, This Time It’s Funny
Grayson Schementi, Columnist
March 31, 2020
The newest edition of the Monopoly game board, now updated to reflect Parker’s acquisition of Boardwalk and Park Place.

Parker Rolls the Dice

School Buys Boardwalk and Park Place
Colonel Franctess Wayland Parker, Copy Editor
March 31, 2020
The high school boys basketball team practicing their free throw shots.

Boys Basketball Wins White Out Game

Team Beats Latin, Ends White Out Game Drought
Alex Feitler, Staff Writer
April 1, 2019

Playlist of “The Weekly” — Issue 8

Parker's Laugh Track
Alex Schapiro, Music Critic
April 1, 2019

Devil’s Advocate, Issue 8

Respect People With Allergies
Felicia Miller, Columnist
March 31, 2019

The United States of America: An Embryonic Democracy

Congresswoman Pressley makes first house floor speech, citing corinthians and calling US democracy “embryonic”
Natalie Daskal, Political Liaison
March 31, 2019
Laufer Enters Chia Pet Industry, War with Olt

Laufer Enters Chia Pet Industry, War with Olt

Former English Teacher Discovers New Passion
Sammy Kagan, Editor in Chief
March 31, 2019
A montage of snaps from the sophomore girls. Photos courtesy of Instagram.

Pics, Or It Didn’t Happen

Sophomore Girls’ Night Out Goes Unseen on Social Media
Celia Rattner, Copy Editor
March 31, 2019
Many students are excited about the additional five million dollars Parker earmarked for additional waterpark features. Photo by tHe PaRkEr WeEkLy.

From Snow to Splashing

Kovler Family Library Converted Into Waterpark
Emma Manley, Staff Writer
March 31, 2019
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