The student news site of Francis W. Parker School

The Parker Weekly
The student news site of Francis W. Parker School

The Parker Weekly
The student news site of Francis W. Parker School

The Parker Weekly

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Best Places to Cry at Parker

We’ve all been there
Sophia Saker and Pilar Grover
March 31, 2019

Supermodel Home

Model Home Overplans Events, Students Come in Over Weekend
Paige Shayne, Features Editor
March 31, 2019
A number of students felt personally attacked after group emails were disabled. Photo courtesy of Peter Evans.

Group Email Shutdown In Near Future

Community Torn Over Communication Conundrum
Jacob Boxerman, Staff Writer
March 31, 2019

Where Everybody Knows Your Name

The Pub Office Becomes an Actual Pub
Jack Laser, Brief Writer
March 31, 2019
Frank Oceans new and improved album cover. Photo courtesy of Frank Ocean.

Super Rich Kids

New Parker Anthem
Ava Stepan, News Editor
March 31, 2019

Upcoming Headlines

Don't Miss Issue 9!
Charlie Moog
March 31, 2019
Alejandro Cuesta performs at America’s Got Talent.

A New Star Emerges

Parker Performer Ale Cuesta Appears on America’s Got Talent
Zach Joseph, Brief Writer
March 31, 2019
Junior Matthew Turk, Future Visiting Scientist, has always “wanted to outdo Phineas and Ferb.”

Astrophysics to the Moon

Turk Selected to be Next Visiting Scientist for his Success
Molly Taylor, Online Editor
March 31, 2019
The more substantial a family’s donation to the school, the larger the trash can honored with their name.

Parker Names Trash Cans After Benefactors

Families Scramble to Get Their Names on Oddly Specific Objects
Ian Shayne, Online Editor
March 31, 2019
“Wheelock’s Latin,” the textbook written and produced by Mark Aymar and used for 29 years in the Parker “Latin” curriculum.

A Prank Gone Wrong

Aymar Teaches Fake Language for 29 Years
Pilar Grover
March 31, 2019
Sophomore Leila Sheridan (left), junior Paige Shayne (center), and sophomore Scarlett Pencak (right) enjoy an active morning at SoulCycle.

SoulCycle Warrants Gym Exemption

Sophomore Girls and Paige Shayne Make Student Government Proposal for the Better
Grace Chang, Managing Editor
March 31, 2019
Parker Hosts AirPod Drive

Parker Hosts AirPod Drive

Parker Hopes to Provide All Students with the School Necessity
Julia Marks, Copy Editor
March 31, 2019
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