Joke Issues
Finessing the System
JK students learn how to give presentations the “Parker Way”
First Grade, First Served
Parker Starts Tutoring First Graders for the ACT
Will March Mathness Ever Be Over?
Eugenia Cheng Takes Over Math and Music Departments, and Kitchen Staff
Books and Gadgets
New Technology Added to Library
Moog Stages Student Government Coup
Former Candidate Overthrows with Help of Stone & Barr
Hell’s Cafeteria
Gordon Ramsay becomes Top Chef of Parker Cafeteria
The Judo Bosses Quit
Wrubel and Antoniou Gain 40 Pounds Instantly
Nurse Anne Home with the Flu
What Will Parker Students and Faculty Do Now?
Nuclear Research Project Goes Wrong
Students attempt to destroy the science wing with a nuclear bomb
Planning for Summer
A Line of Students Waiting to Talk to Summer Program Representatives Causes Traffic Jam
Where is the Administration?
Administration Unable to Attend Class Day
Parker Endorses Benjamin Wolf for 5th District
School Releases Statement Supporting ‘Cannabis Candidate’