Editor’s Note: The piece below was published in The Weekly’s 2020 “Joke Issue.” All content, quotations, and other features are entirely fictitious.
In the last weeks of January, Representative...
Editor’s Note: The piece below was published in The Weekly’s 2020 “Joke Issue.” All content, quotations, and other features are entirely fictitious.
With fingers trembling, beads of sweat...
Editor’s Note: The piece below was published in The Weekly’s 2020 “Joke Issue.” All content, quotations, and other features are entirely fictitious.
“On your mark, get set, espresso!”
Ten...
Happy April Fools, Parker!
We have missed you all DEARLY throughout the past couple months. We hope you’re all staying healthy and hand-washed, and surviving the quarantine. :((
We’ve got some...
You just start to see the bottom of your coffee cup clear up. You know what this means. No less than 10 minutes from now you’ll start to feel the caffeine soak into your lower intestine and start a movement...
Editor’s Note: The piece below was published in The Weekly’s 2020 “Joke Issue.” All content, quotations, and other features are entirely fictitious.
Tubs of kale and this season’s miso-glazed...
