The student news site of Francis W. Parker School

The Parker Weekly

The student news site of Francis W. Parker School

The Parker Weekly

The student news site of Francis W. Parker School

The Parker Weekly

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Quiz: Which Editor-In-Chief Are You?

Zach Joseph, Online Editor February 25, 2020

Boys Basketball Wins White Out Game

The high school boys basketball team practicing their free throw shots.
Alex Feitler, Staff Writer April 1, 2019

Parker and Latin students occupy the DePaul Sullivan Athletic center, with Parker students on one side of the bleachers, and rival Latin students on the other. The faces within the gym range from angry...

Devil’s Advocate, Issue 8

Felicia Miller, Columnist March 31, 2019

Editor’s Note: The piece below was published in The Weekly’s 2019 “Joke Issue.” All content, quotations, and other features are entirely fictitious.  According to Food Allergy Research and Education,...

Editorial, Issue 8 — Volume CVIII

During meme shortages, @weeklymemepage encourages followers to submit memes. Photo courtesy of @weeklymemepage.
The Parker Weekly March 31, 2019

Editor’s Note: The piece below was published in The Weekly’s 2019 “Joke Issue.” All content, quotations, and other features are entirely fictitious.  As journalists, a breed of people whose words...

The United States of America: An Embryonic Democracy

Natalie Daskal, Political Liaison March 31, 2019

Editor’s Note: The piece below was published in The Weekly’s 2019 “Joke Issue.” All content, quotations, and other features are entirely fictitious.  Congresswoman and Parker alum Ayanna Pressley...

Laufer Enters Chia Pet Industry, War with Olt

Laufer Enters Chia Pet Industry, War with Olt
Sammy Kagan, Editor in Chief March 31, 2019

Editor’s Note: The piece below was published in The Weekly’s 2019 “Joke Issue.” All content, quotations, and other features are entirely fictitious.  Former Upper School Spanish teacher Mark...

Parker to Become All-Female School after Gender Week

Lindsay Carlin, Brief Writer March 31, 2019

Editor’s Note: The piece below was published in The Weekly’s 2019 “Joke Issue.” All content, quotations, and other features are entirely fictitious.  In a move contradictory to the school’s...

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