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March 30, 2018

Teachers Receive Extended Time

Josh Marks and Grace Buono

March 30, 2018

Editor’s Note: The piece below was published in The Weekly’s 2018 “Joke Issue.” All content, quotations, and other editorializations are entirely fictitious.    Signs. Marching. A full day of classes--gone. T...

This Entire Story is Totally True and Actually Happened

Natalie Daskal, Staff Writer

March 30, 2018

Editor's Note: Despite appearing in The Weekly's "Joke Issue," the events detailed in this article are entirely truthful and did, in fact, occur. The below content does not reflect the typical journalistic standards of The Wee...

Parker Clubs Solve All of World’s Problems

Felix Wood, Political Brief Writer

March 30, 2018

Editor’s Note: The piece below was published in The Weekly’s 2018 “Joke Issue.” All content, quotations, and other editorializations are entirely fictitious.    An astonishing United Nations study release...

Fur-ious Frenzy

Celia Rattner, Staff Writer

March 30, 2018

Editor’s Note: The piece below was published in The Weekly’s 2018 “Joke Issue.” All content, quotations, and other editorializations are entirely fictitious.    After this past fall’s impressive run, the v...

JK students practice

Finessing the System

March 30, 2018

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