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The Parker Weekly

The student news site of Francis W. Parker School

The Parker Weekly

The student news site of Francis W. Parker School

The Parker Weekly

Eugenia Cheng is the only teacher in the Math Department, as evidenced by the yearbook.

Will March Mathness Ever Be Over?

Eugenia Cheng Takes Over Math and Music Departments, and Kitchen Staff
Zach Joseph, Brief Writer
March 30, 2018
The Library displays its new Amazon Alexas, used so students no longer have to type to google things.

Books and Gadgets

New Technology Added to Library
Jack Laser, Staff Writer
March 30, 2018
Moog and Stone discuss logistical and dictatorial details of the coup.

Moog Stages Student Government Coup

Former Candidate Overthrows with Help of Stone & Barr
Sammy Kagan, Online Editor
March 30, 2018
Chef Ramsay looks forward to cultivating a better culinary experience for all members of the Parker community.

Hell’s Cafeteria

Gordon Ramsay becomes Top Chef of Parker Cafeteria
Ava Stepan, Staff Writer
March 30, 2018

The Judo Bosses Quit

Wrubel and Antoniou Gain 40 Pounds Instantly
Nick Skok, Staff Writer
March 30, 2018

Nurse Anne Home with the Flu

What Will Parker Students and Faculty Do Now?
Zoey Blickstein, Staff Writer
March 30, 2018

Nuclear Research Project Goes Wrong

Students attempt to destroy the science wing with a nuclear bomb
Matthew Turk, Staff Writer
March 30, 2018

Planning for Summer

A Line of Students Waiting to Talk to Summer Program Representatives Causes Traffic Jam
Julia Auerbach, Staff Writer
March 30, 2018
Upper School Science Teacher Xiao Zhang post at the speech podium on Class Day last year. For as long as
he can remember, giving the Class Day speech has been his dream.

Where is the Administration?

Administration Unable to Attend Class Day
Avani Kalra, Copy Editor
March 30, 2018
Frank endorsed Wolf on behalf of the school while maintaining that the decision does not break with Parkers policy of remaining politically neutral.

Parker Endorses Benjamin Wolf for 5th District

School Releases Statement Supporting ‘Cannabis Candidate’
Lindsay Carlin, Brief Writer
March 30, 2018
Parker will tear the down the current building in the coming weeks before beginning construction of the library annex.

Two Libraries are Better Than One

Additional Building to Be Built Across the Street
Molly Taylor, Brief Writer
March 30, 2018

Bronstein’s Banter, Issue 8

Mango Mystery
Jett Bronstein, Columnist
March 30, 2018
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