The student news site of Francis W. Parker School

The Parker Weekly

The student news site of Francis W. Parker School

The Parker Weekly

The student news site of Francis W. Parker School

The Parker Weekly

Charlie Moog ‘19 preparing (with his hood up) for the impeachment trial.

Adam Schiff Hires Moog ’19

Recent Graduate Recruited as New Impeachment Manager
The Shayne That Didn't Get Editor, Managing Editor
March 31, 2020
Tomas Catoggio wears just a few pieces from his last collection.

Lil Spooky Meets Jewelry Thief

Parker Student Robbed of $10,000
Pencil Gate, News Editor
March 31, 2020
The Starbucks drinks that twelve upper school students mobile ordered to have picked up and brought back to school for them by two generous students.

Parker Hosts First Annual Starbucks Mobile Order Pickup Competition

Starbucks Regulars Compete For Eternal Glory
Julia Marks, News Editor
March 31, 2020

Top 5 Places To Poop

The Best Locations To Do Your Business
The #2 Jedi, Photographer
March 31, 2020
Parker’s new and improved cafeteria, complete with two of the most popular restaurants in the upper school, Roti and Sweetgreen.

Parker Cafeteria To Be Replaced By Sweetgreen

Chef Zac, Faced with New Role, Calls Change "Bittersweet"
Lindsay Carlin, Columnist
March 31, 2020

Uber Workers’ Strike Leaves Parker Kids Stranded

School to Build Dorms for Marooned Kids
Ian Shayne, Editor-in-Chief
March 31, 2020

Student Body Votes On More Bowls

Administration to Spend $5 million on New Bowls
Emma Manley, Brief Writer
March 31, 2020
Parker’s new mascot, a non-offensive or provoking kernel of corn, triumphantly stands at a pep rally in front of the school.

Parker’s Newest Mascot Pops

Parker Switches Mascot for a Second Time
Kax Meller, Staff Writer
March 31, 2020

Democracy 2.0

SG Switches Voting System to Caucus
Gazeebo J., Online Editor
March 31, 2020
Three editors pose with their magic wands

Francis W. Parker’s Worst Nightmare

"Parker Weekly" Finally Allowed to Publish What it Wants
Avani Cholera, Editor-in-Chief
March 31, 2020
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