Articles that Just Missed the Cut for “The Weekly”
An Insight Into What Doesn’t Go To Print
- Sophomore Felix Wood Is Actually Welsh.
- Junior Brit Will Leet Confirmed Recent Conspiracy Theories: Planing End of American Nation
- “By default” XC captain and SG Treasurer Will Polsky Convicted of Embezzlement For Updating 25 Year-Old Uniforms
- After Failed Presidential Campaign, Donald Trump Appointed Parker’s New Director of Diversity and Inclusion.
- Members of Clean Water Club Infected With Cholera
- Student Government Leadership Found Unable To Do Anything: “We wanted to try and be as similar to the American Congress as possible.”
- US English Teacher Mike Mahany Moves On From Mountain Dew: “Red Bull is my thing now.”
- President Ted Cruz To Speak at Parker By Popular Demand.
- Phillip Barber Turns Out To Be Vegetarian and Starts Student Government Campaign On The Basis of Protecting Animals.
- New Director of Diversity and Inclusion Donald Trump Sets Date For First Annual Parker Hunger Games
- Matt Laufer is really four JK’ers stacked on top of one another. Second-from-the-top said “The view is nice, I guess”
- Security Cracks Down On Sign-Ins
- Following Crash of Parker Email Server, Director of Technology Peter Evans Urges Students To “go check the lost and found”
- Amid Protests, Student Government Presidential Candidates Forced To Cancel Rallies
- Morning Ex Committee Responds To Frequently Asked Question “What’s for MX today?” By Telling Students To “just assume it’s advisory from now on.”
About the Contributor
Felix Wood, Political Brief Writer
Felix Wood is easily the best looking and most talented international political brief writer. It is definitely not because he is the only one. He participates in Model UN and attempts to play soccer for the FWP Colonels.
