Dear readers,
HBH: “This issue is so small”
You: “How small is it?!”
HBH: “If it was an attention span, it would belong to a Parker
student.”
Oh what a time we are in. Diss tracks abound, seniors gallop toward freedom, and underclassmen begin thinking about how to maximize their positions in extracurriculars next year. Like a Parker student’s attention span, this issue is in fact very short. It is our mini issue. For that reason, you have no excuse to not read the whole thing! Make sure to check out an amazing column by Pau Maset on page 8 and our editorial on page 9 about why “The Weekly” needs to be a class. We will see you with out final regular size issue on Class Day.
Best,
HBH