Editor’s Note: The piece below was published in The Weekly’s 2019 “Joke Issue.” All content, quotations, and other editorializations are entirely fictitious. 

Hey Editors!

It’s 2 Changz, your Managing Editor. I am writing this letter to the editors because I am finally fed up with hunting down letters to the editors and have decided to write my own. It’s crazy to me that while people always seem to be talking about the current issue and
seem sometimes engaged/enraged, they refuse to write a letter to the editors. Hey Parker students! I know you were triggered by the most recent “Devil’s Advocate,” so instead of just gossiping in the hallways about it and being lame, write your opinion in a sophisticated, well-respected letter to the editors. Have  conversation with us! We are lonely! We want your opinions! If you feel that an opinion was grossly one-sided, you are only reinforcing that notion by NOT writing a letter to the editors. To the people that have sent letters to the editors this year, THANK YOU. Especially, those of you who volunteered to do so on your own. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE send in letters to the editor and make your girl 2 Changz’s job a little easier. I’m dead serious.

Love you,
2 Changz