Happy April Fools, Parker!
We have missed you all DEARLY throughout the past couple months. We hope you’re all staying healthy and hand-washed, and surviving the quarantine. :((

We’ve got some great content in this issue. In the last month, Parker students were stranded at school during an Uber strike, junior Olivia Lansburgh and senior Harrison Radis left the royal family, and Parker’s Student Government has switched to caucusing.

Happy APRIL, and as always, please consider writing a letter-to-the-editors about anything you read here! Happy restaurant-opening day!!!!

Love,
Ian, Avani, and Alex <<<333