Best Places to Cry at Parker
We’ve all been there
Editor’s Note: The piece below was published in The Weekly’s 2019 “Joke Issue.” All content, quotations, and other features are entirely fictitious.
“A fool learns from the mistakes he makes, but a wise man learns from the mistakes others make.”
Our Top Ten:
- First floor bathroom tucked in between the science and math wings
- Pub office (but you have to be editor or friends with a coveted editor #flex)
- Locker area (only if no one else is there and you brought a friend (if you have none at the moment then talking to your mom on the phone is okay))
- Library study rooms
- The lobby
- One third floor hallway lap, HOWEVER this implies that you have someone to walk with and sometimes you’re crying because of the lack of someone to walk with
- Your advisor (for us it is Ms. Lesinski and we’d definitely recommend her)
- The end of the fourth floor hallway near the art classrooms
- The chairs outside the library
- Walking down Clark to Starbucks
About the Writers
Sophia Saker, Editor-in-Chief
This year is Sophia's fourth and final on "The Weekly." She is beyond excited to serve as "Editor in Chief," and can't wait to lead the staff into another great year. In previous years she served as Features Editor, Copy Editor, and Staff Writer. She also co-led the "Journalism and Society Today" symposium last January. Over the summer, she knit a full-length scarf in one week.
Pilar Grover, Outreach Coordinator
Pilar is a junior who is joining The Weekly staff for her first time. She's excited to hold the position of Outreach Coordinator and work on all aspects of the paper's social media, especially the Facebook and Instagram pages (follow us!! @theparkerweekly). Pilar is a team captain for both volleyball and track. She enjoys eating grilled cheese and petting cute dogs.
