The student news site of Francis W. Parker School

The Parker Weekly

The student news site of Francis W. Parker School

The Parker Weekly

The student news site of Francis W. Parker School

The Parker Weekly

Joke Issues

Parker will tear the down the current building in the coming weeks before beginning construction of the library annex.

Two Libraries are Better Than One

Additional Building to Be Built Across the Street
Molly Taylor, Brief Writer
March 30, 2018

Bronstein’s Banter, Issue 8

Mango Mystery
Jett Bronstein, Columnist
March 30, 2018
Noah Jennings sits down in the recording studio to create his premiere podcast for NPR, “Struggles of the Soundcloud Rapper.”

Noah Jennings on NPR

Noah Jennings gets his own podcast series on National Public Radio
Grace Chang, Opinions Editor
March 30, 2018
Students couldnt help but burst into laughter as Maxwell delighted the crowd.

Funny Comedian comes to Parker

Students Laugh
Alex Ori, Columnist
March 30, 2018
Lesak hiding in the library, trying to eat her lunch in peace while committing a horrific crime.

Lesak Caught Eating in the Library

“I just wanted to eat. I was really hungry.”
Julia Marks, Staff Writer
March 30, 2018
McHale inspects a students tiramisu during a baking unit test.

Cleaning Up Second Semester

Physical Education Teachers Start Home-Ec Class
Lauren Hughes and Oliver Marks
March 30, 2018
Zeller holds up two books from the Literature & Censorship
course.

Zeller Censors Students

Literature & Censorship Teacher Cracks Down on Speech
Cameron Miller, Managing Editor
March 30, 2018
Even Colonel Parker was curious whos parents are going to be out of town this weekend.

Cory Zeller Waterboarded for Student Gossip

Freshman Gradehead Known Far and Wide for Knowledge of Upper School Students
March 30, 2018

Happy Holidays!

Cafeteria Celebrates Increasingly Obscure Holidays
Axel Burlin
March 30, 2018

“Nude” Chorale

Freshman Misunderstanding Causes the Whole School Discomfort
Molly Weinberg, Culture Critic
March 30, 2018

Seniors Shocked

They Find out There's a 3rd Floor at the United Center
Jason Lansing
April 2, 2017
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